Hal smiled as he squeezed a lemon over his trout almondine, “So you wanted to hear more did you?”
“Now Hal,” I said, “You left me hanging with your last story, I had to find out how you ended up in bed with your girlfriend’s roommate.”
“Well, and the fish is mighty tasty by the way, thank you Jim, well, anyway, how I ended up in bed with the roommate. Would you believe me if I told you I didn’t plan to do it? That I actually told her no, over and over again.”
“You trying to tell me the girl raped you? Even better, did you try and tell your girlfriend that you were raped by her roommate?”
“Well, she didn’t buy it, said something along the lines of, ‘Your cock’s so small you’ve got to work your ass off just to get it in anything and you expect me to believe that you tried to stop her?'”
“She seemed to have a point there Hal.”
“Hey, pass me a bit of that tartar sauce,” he said. I handed him the sauce and waited silently while he carefully dipped his spoon and evenly spread it over his fish. He then took a small bite and spent the next two minutes chewing it.
“Are you going to tell me the story? I mean, you do seem to be enjoying this lunch I bought you,” I finally burst out.
“Okay, okay, let me explain how it happened. I stopped over, hoping to catch my girlfriend, but she had just left with a load of laundry. Her roommate Lisa, invited me in to wait.
“Well, I hadn’t been there long before Lisa sat down beside me on the couch and whispered, ‘She told me about you, you know.'”
“I asked, ‘What about me?'”
“‘About your size, how small it is,’ she said, resting her arm on the couch behind me. ‘You know, it kind of turned me on.'”
“Feeling a bit uncomfortable, I eased away from her a bit, ‘Oh, okay,’ was all I could think of to say.”
“‘I’ve been with guys before… no, I’m still a virgin, but I’ve done other things, in their cars,’ she said and then, I guess trying to shock me or something she continued, ‘I suck their cocks, their big cocks.'”
“I squirmed a bit and asked about how much longer she expected my girlfriend to be gone. She ignored my questions and continued, saying, ‘I’ve read about deep throat in an article once. It said with some practice a girl could do it with even large cocks.'”
“I moved to get up from the couch, but she pulled me back down, ‘Oh, come on, you want it, every guy wants it.'”
“I said, ‘No, I have a girlfriend,’ but I didn’t move. I did want it, my girlfriend wouldn’t consider it with me, so I wanted it.”
“She began messing with my belt and pants, trying to unfasten it. ‘Come on,’ she said, ‘you aren’t going to make me beg are you?'”
“‘No!’ I said, moving her hands, ‘She’ll be home soon anyway.'”
“‘She had a big load to wash, we have plenty of time.'”
“She kept on and on, pawing at my pants until I finally leaned back and let her go. She unfastened my belt, unbuttoned and unzipped my pants and reached into my jockey shorts. I was hard, the thought of her deep throating me had me turned on big time. My cock stood out more than it ever has before. Unfortunately, as she wrapped her fist around it, it was still small enough to disappear into her palm.”
“‘Oh, it’s so cute,’ she said, holding it tight in her hand. I just closed my eyes, waiting for her mouth.”
“She called it cute,” I said, “damn, what a ball buster.”
“Hey, I’ve heard it before, hell, after a while you realize it’s part of the appeal. Anyway, the cute remark didn’t bother me because she immediately moved her head down and took me in her mouth. It was beautiful, her lips closed around me and slid down my short length, banging into my pubic area. She took the entire length of me and had room to spare. She nuzzled against me, trying to find more of me somehow.
“She then began moving up and down on me, sucking and moving her tongue around, all the while making wet slurping noises. I looked down and realized she had a hand in her panties, bringing herself off.
“It must have done something for her, because she came almost immediately. She removed her mouth from me and rested her head in my lap, catching her breath. I looked down at my throbbing cock… it was enormous.”
“Enormous?” I asked.
“Well, it’s all relative. It was the biggest I had ever seen it, curving up to what had to be at least two and a half inches.”
“Two and a half?”
“I told you it was enormous. Unfortunately she was done with what she wanted to do and appeared to have every intention of leaving me hanging there. Besides, although that blow job was feeling incredible, I wanted something different.”
“What?”
“Yeah, call me nuts, but I wanted to pop her cherry. It had become a thing of pride for me.”
“But you told me you usually don’t even really pop them.”
“Yeah, but just knowing I was first in, I could care less who actually popped her, I wanted to be first in. So I asked if I could fuck her instead.”
“What did she say?”
“She made me swear I’d do her like I did my girlfriend, so it didn’t break it. I figured sure, I just wanted in. She leaned back on the sofa, pulled off her shorts and panties and opened her legs. I pulled my pants and underwear off and leaned in between her legs.
“‘You better not break it,’ she warned, squeezing her hand around my rod. I shook my head until she slowly guided me between her wet lips.
“It was nice, I slipped easily beneath the hymen, she must have stretched it or something, because I didn’t even feel it. Anyway, I gently moved in and out of her, pressing myself to the hilt and then gently withdrawing. Though it wasn’t as good as the blow job, just the thought that I was the first into another woman fired me up.
“I lost myself in the sensation as I got closer and closer, feeling the surge in my balls I closed my eyes, and pushed deep…
“‘What the fuck?’ I heard screamed from the doorway, ‘What the fuck is going on?'”
“I was on my backstroke and I felt Lisa pull out from under me. I turned and looked up at my girlfriend just as I came, my cock spurting its pathetic load onto Lisa and my thighs.
“Lisa wrestled out from beneath me and ran into her room, leaving me, with my cock still oozing cum, to face my girlfriend.”
“Damn, talk about terrible timing,” I said, shaking my head.
“Tell me about it, hell at one point she had a hold of my cock shaking it as she was cussing me out, I thought she’d pull it off. I grabbed my pants and stepped into them as soon as I could. I ended up running out of her apartment with a huge cum stain on my pant leg. Funny thing.”
“Funny?”
“Yeah, the cum had pooled well down my thigh, so when the pants absorbed it, it made it look like I had a nine inch cock or something. I got a couple of strange looks as I climbed on the bus, one proposition, but it was from some guy. Anyway, it was a while before I could face either of those two women again.”
“What happened between them?”
“Best I can tell, they both laughed their asses off. I guess I didn’t have much to fight over, but I can’t complain. Besides, you know what they always say?”
“Not…”
“It’s only the tiniest stones that float.”
“Nobody says that,” I said.
“Well, they should, they should. Hey, did I tell you about how I had several guys ask me to do their girlfriends?”
“No, I haven’t heard about that.”
“Hmmm, say how about lunch tomorrow?”
Curious, I replied, “Sure, lunch tomorrow.”
